QQ登录

只需一步,快速开始

登录 | 注册 | 找回密码

三维网

 找回密码
 注册

QQ登录

只需一步,快速开始

展开

通知     

全站
goto3d 说: 版主微信号:caivin811031;还未入三维微信群的小伙伴,速度加
2022-07-04
全站
goto3d 说: 此次SW竞赛获奖名单公布如下,抱歉晚了,版主最近太忙:一等奖:塔山817;二等奖:a9041、飞鱼;三等奖:wx_dfA5IKla、xwj960414、bzlgl、hklecon;请以上各位和版主联系,领取奖金!!!
2022-03-11
楼主: alice-1
收起左侧

[注意] 踩地雷[20三维币]

 关闭 [复制链接]
发表于 2008-2-5 01:56:07 | 显示全部楼层
Tribute to the Marines
A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world . . .

* United States Marine Corps Birthday: 10 NOVEMBER 1775 *

1) Best haircut. Hands down. You can't have a bad hair day with a high and tight. And you spend less on shampoo.

2) Dress blues. They're the coolest uniforms in any military worldwide.

3) Bloused trousers. Another distinctive Marine look that sets the proudest service members apart.

4) The rest of the Marine sea bag. From the Alphas to the camouflage utilities, uniforms just look better on a Marine than any other service member.
5) Marines don't wear dungarees.
6) Most respect I. When the Marines pulled out of Haiti and Somalia, the media reported the U.S. military was pulling out -- as if tens of thousands of Army troops weren't still in the country. Now that's respect.
7) Most respect II. When the Corps came back to Haiti after 60 years, an old man on the Cap-Haitien beach said ``Welcome back!''
8) Toughest mascot. The Marine Corps' is a bulldog. The Navy's: a goat.
9) Esprit de Corps. Even if you can't spell it or pronounce it, the Marine Corps has it in spades. One example: When sailors get tattoos, they do it to express their individuality, and their choices range from Betty Boop and Mickey Mouse to raging sea serpents. When Marines get tattoos, they do it to express their solidarity, and choose bull dogs, ``death before dishonor,'' and ``USMC.''
10) Best war monument: Iwo Jima
11) The Marines invade, then go home. The Army has to do the occupying.
12) The silent drill team. Just watching them ply their trade makes you want to wear dress blues.
13) Status. Sailors live and work on ships. Marines go for cruises -- then hit the shore.
14) Best fast attack vehicles: LAVs.
15) Best fighting knife: Ka-Bar.
16) Best duty assignments: Okinawa, Kaneohe Bay, Camp Pendleton, Diego Garcia, Moscow, North Carolina. Plus any ship at sea.
17) Worst duty assignments: Okinawa, Kaneohe Bay, Camp Pendleton, Diego Garcia, Moscow, North Carolina. Plus any ship at sea.
18) Most exotic duty assignments: Kuala Lumpur, The White House.
19) Best phone number. Call 1-800-MARINES and you've got the Corps. And if you're a civilian with the character to be a Marine, a recruiter there will be happy to sign you up.
20) Toughest DI's. (Drill Instructors). They're so tough that when the Navy wants to train its officers, who do they call?  
21) Toughest boot camp. When San Diego was still training Navy recruits, legend has it that recruits occasionally would jump the fence and accidentally land in Marine boot camp. The Marines would keep them a couple of days, and when the recruits were sent back, they were ready to be sailors!
22) Best motivational cries: Ooh-rah! - Attack! - Kill!
23) Best emblem: Eagle, Globe and Anchor. (Air, Land and Sea)
24) Best campaign covers: The Smokey Bear hat.
25) Separate heads for enlisted and officers. Everywhere else, officers and enlisted use the same pot.
26) The only official, congressionally sanctioned hymn for any of the services: ``The Marines' Hymn.''
听着冷雨,看着小说,不知不觉中就灌到了3001楼。让楼主的大楼在年关之前提前竣工,在除夕到来之前让所有灌友心情愉快。同时,也造就了我新的水王。
我在此要高兴地说:
楼主,我终于不让你省钱了,快把301三维币给我!

[ 本帖最后由 sumh 于 2008-2-5 10:25 编辑 ]
发表于 2008-2-5 01:56:48 | 显示全部楼层
Military traditions
Top Holiday Traditions In The Military

9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask

8. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower

7. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant

6. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 0530

5. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt

4. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen

3. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank

2. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out

1. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog
发表于 2008-2-5 01:57:30 | 显示全部楼层

还有没有人,我居然建了个专版。
发表于 2008-2-5 01:58:05 | 显示全部楼层
titter titter
发表于 2008-2-5 01:59:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 猛牛過江 于 2008-2-5 01:53 发表 http://www.3dportal.cn/discuz/images/common/back.gif
不鬧你了....我去睡了...881

原来60页不是我的专版。
发表于 2008-2-5 02:02:02 | 显示全部楼层
猛牛-来自台湾?
时区?
发表于 2008-2-5 02:03:50 | 显示全部楼层
晚安。886
Impressing the others
A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.

He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.

Wishing to appear the hot shot, the officer picked up the phone and started to pretend he was exchanging chit chat with the Base Commander.

He threw Colonel's and General's names around and talked about letting them stay in his Daddy's condo in Hawaii, and then set up a golfing date between him, the Base Commander, and the CO's of the Naval Security Group and Naval Air Facility.

Finally he hung up and asked the Sergeant, "Can I help you sergeant?"

The TSGT said, "Yes sir, I'm here to activate your phone lines."
发表于 2008-2-5 08:23:45 | 显示全部楼层
我们再向4000目标,前进~~~~~~~~!
发表于 2008-2-5 12:42:16 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 sumh 于 2008-2-5 01:56 发表 http://www.3dportal.cn/discuz/images/common/back.gif
Tribute to the Marines
A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world . . .

* United States Marine Corps Birthday: 10 NOVE ...



恭喜恭喜!!!
发表于 2008-2-5 13:12:20 | 显示全部楼层
我是米老鼠,来给大家拜年来啦!本来我的好朋友唐老鸭也要来的,可是十二生肖里没有鸭子啊!真开心我的生肖排第一,祝鼠年里大家都和我一样,万事如意!凡事第一!
发表于 2008-2-5 13:13:13 | 显示全部楼层
尽老父寿眉长,鼠来幼子奋力长,鼠到家家添新禧,鼠留处处藏新机,鼠贺人人传好运,鼠祝户户保安康,数来数去鼠不尽,新春大吉数开心!
发表于 2008-2-5 13:14:39 | 显示全部楼层
一年四季春为首,十二生肖鼠为先,衷心祝福您2008年身体健康!万事如意!家庭平安!喜事连连!好事、喜事、美事、乐事鼠也鼠不完!!!
发表于 2008-2-5 13:16:04 | 显示全部楼层
风雪暂阻归家路,总理湘粤督救疏;部委联动战冰雪,士兵民众齐援手;众志成城抗冻灾,共为祖国来祈福:祈愿冰雪消融,万家团圆,春送吉祥!!
发表于 2008-2-5 13:16:47 | 显示全部楼层
吉祥的世界欢聚一家,吉祥的鼠年喜上添花。吉祥的密码0808,吉祥的钱卡随便你刷! :lol:
发表于 2008-2-5 13:17:26 | 显示全部楼层
新春佳节喜团圆,亲情满屋看联欢,红灯高挂鞭炮响,短信祝福送不完,财运好运千千万,幸福快乐万万千,健康长寿青春驻,红红火火过大年。
:victory:
发表于 2008-2-5 13:18:16 | 显示全部楼层
又是一年春来到,金色小鼠把春报;新春幸福吉祥年,奥运健儿齐努力;国泰民安荣昌寿,家和迎来万事兴;嫦娥奔月传喜讯,祝你安康福满堂! :         victory: :      victory:
发表于 2008-2-5 14:09:11 | 显示全部楼层
19....677...102..155..199..212...249...300...360..370

399...431..462..501..530..554..585...610..643.665

7040...7306..7089...8110...8404..8079...9150..9605...10001

奉命前来捣乱!
发表于 2008-2-5 15:55:26 | 显示全部楼层
多多支持!新春快乐!风雪停了,太阳出来了!
发表于 2008-2-5 19:26:04 | 显示全部楼层
可惜啊可惜!
天天来竟已一跃成3019楼了,高楼没酒啊,不然就可以大庆一下窜天老鼠。
可惜! titter titter
发表于 2008-2-5 20:07:13 | 显示全部楼层
提前完成,请小静发奖金!
发表于 2008-2-5 20:08:07 | 显示全部楼层
大家都在期待着快出来!    titter
发表于 2008-2-5 20:34:36 | 显示全部楼层
今天出去办了点事,这个红包又被海盗给盗走了 titter
发表于 2008-2-5 22:49:08 | 显示全部楼层
他的3001帖可是发表于 2008-2-5 01:56 ,呵呵,凌晨2点
发表于 2008-2-5 23:25:56 | 显示全部楼层
上线了,向各位灌友拜个早年。祝大家新年快乐,事业有成。
发表于 2008-2-5 23:32:49 | 显示全部楼层
Some very common traits in two drunks
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man.

I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."
发表回复
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

Licensed Copyright © 2016-2020 http://www.3dportal.cn/ All Rights Reserved 京 ICP备13008828号

小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|三维网 ( 京ICP备13008828号-1 )

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表