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csace · 发表于 2008-2-3 19:15:30

我翻页啦

大家继续

:lol:

seashore45 · 发表于 2008-2-3 19:27:56

不错，就要翻页，一页就是50

seashore45 · 发表于 2008-2-3 19:28:32

大家加把劲儿

一夜孤舟 · 发表于 2008-2-3 19:40:24

碰碰运气，看看如何。

zjjk1m · 发表于 2008-2-3 20:32:29

啊哈，有点近了啊

:lol:

hbh0606 · 发表于 2008-2-3 20:50:39

今天还没进来呢？

hbh0606 · 发表于 2008-2-3 20:51:39

原帖由 一夜孤舟 于 2008-2-3 19:40 发表 http://www.3dportal.cn/discuz/images/common/back.gif
碰碰运气，看看如何。

运气！地雷！titter

hbh0606 · 发表于 2008-2-3 20:52:17

原帖由 seashore45 于 2008-2-3 19:28 发表 http://www.3dportal.cn/discuz/images/common/back.gif

大家加把劲儿

大家一起努力！

hbh0606 · 发表于 2008-2-3 20:53:13

在来一层！

Qadwtuy · 发表于 2008-2-3 21:10:58

到2990再等机会

hbh0606 · 发表于 2008-2-3 21:12:43

原帖由 Qadwtuy 于 2008-2-3 21:10 发表 http://www.3dportal.cn/discuz/images/common/back.gif
到2990再等机会

你自己多灌几层就会很快！

:lol:

ltxxc · 发表于 2008-2-3 21:18:16

我也来灌

:victory:

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:00:37

回来继续.
Three very tough mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I‘m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I‘m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I‘m off home to harass the cat."

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:01:56

Grocery shopping
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don‘t be upset. It won‘t be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn‘t have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don‘t cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we‘ll be checking out."

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:02:45

续上楼:
The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we‘ll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn‘t help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl‘s name is Tammy... I‘m Ellen."

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:03:24

Delivering a baby
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn‘t have crawled up there in the first place!"

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:17:40

为什么没有人气，是不是都要等别人搭楼到2990才开始呢？

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:19:14

We have new babies
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:20:56

Adults have learned
Great truths about life that adults have learned

Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I‘m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don‘t hurt.
One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires.
Families are like fudge....mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
Today‘s mighty oak is just yesterday‘s nut that held its ground.
Laughing helps. It‘s like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
If you can remain calm, you just don‘t have all the facts.

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:21:47

Kids tough question
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.

Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?

Father: Ok ask.

Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.

Father: !!!??????!!!

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:23:06

Shopping for goods
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

"Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue‘ and ‘A Love Supreme‘?" she asked.

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired.

"I don‘t think so," replied the man, "but it‘s as close as I want to get."

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:23:47

看笑话学英语，学习、娱乐两不误。

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:24:50

Travel on the plane
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren.She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.

She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.

"Oh, I‘ve done all the talking, and I‘m so sorry.I know you certainly have something to say.please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"

洪哥 · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:26:00

我来加块砖

sumh · 发表于 2008-2-3 22:27:12

Guests for dinner
The following is a true story.

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn‘t stop sucking his thumb, he‘d get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you‘ve been doing!"

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